let's scream, arrrggghhhhh~~!

this is a story happened few weeks ago.
i fetch my sis to school.
she was going to be late.
in very rush moment, i start my car engine.
she took her shoe on hand, beg on shoulder and get into my car.
i slowly reverse the car from garage.
and she start wearing her shoe.
"gor gor, it's like something stuck in my shoe, can't wear." she complaint.
"siao ah, loose the shoelace la." i answered impatiently.
sis loose it and wear harder.
"still cannot ler!" while looking inside the shoe.
"wah, got big dust!" sis say, and keep staring.
suddenly she throw the shoe away, open her door and ran out of the car, while my car is moving!
all happen in a second.
i brake immediately and wondering what happen.
she standing far away from my car and stare brankly. without wearing a shoe.
i see a little tears in her eye.
"got frogggggggggggggggggg~~~~~~~~~~!" she screamed.
i pick up the shoe and throw out of the door.
"walao! go back into house and wear another pair. leave the shoe at roadside." she was going to be late, and i'm rushing too.
so the shoe left outside the garage for the whole afternoon, until we back home in the evening.

"gorrrr...did you dig the frog out of my shoe yet?" she asked at the moment she saw me.
"nope. i scare." my answer was clean and simple.
"yierrr...daddyyyyyyyyy~~~" she look for other savior.
we wondering the frog still inside.
dad took the shoe and shake.
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wtf. still inside.
i took a closer snap on this cutey.

very big i tell you.

看一个人

有个朋友不知从何拷贝了一篇＂必读的经典＂post在facebook，文章是这样子写的。

看一个国家的国民教育，要看他的公共厕所。
看一个男人的品味，要看他的袜子。
看一个女人是否养尊处优，要看她的手。
看一个人的气血，要看他的头发。
看一个人的心术，要看他的眼神。
看一个人的身价，要看他的对手。
看一个人的底牌．要看他身边的好友。
看一个人的性格，要看他的字写得怎样。
看一个人是否快乐，不要看笑容，要看清晨梦醒时的一刹那表情。
看一个人的胸襟，要看他如何面对失败及被人出卖。
看两个人的关系，要看发生意外时，另一方的紧张程度。

不久，一位朋友的朋友改了一下，把＂经典＂变＂更经典＂：

看一个国家的国民教育，要看有多少间免费公共厕所。
看一个男人的品味，要看他有否穿袜子。
看一个女人是否养尊处优，要看她有否剔脚／腋毛。
看一个人的气血，要看他的舌头或眼屎。
看一个人的心术，要看他刚刚赌输钱的神情。
看一个人的身价，先要看自己。
看一个人的底牌．要看他前男／女友的分手理由。
看一个人的性格，要看他买什么翻版DVD。
看一个人是否快乐，不要看笑容，因为快乐是无法用感官看出来的。
看一个人的胸襟，要看向他人借钱前时，或跟他表明不还钱时的表情。
看两个人的关系，要看他们一起入厨房作菜的时刻。

我心血来潮，把心一横，把文章一改再改：

看一个国家的国民教育，要看海边公共厕所的尿排到哪里去。
看一个男人的品味，要看他有没有修脚指甲。
看一个女人是否养尊处优，要丢一只老鼠给她看看。
看一个人的气血，要看他在看三级片时的下半身。
看一个人的心术，要看他看三级片后有没有上厕所。
看一个人的身价，要看他用什么牌子的避孕套。
看一个人的底牌，要看他到底还有没有底牌。
看一个人的性格，要看他在裸女面前是否假假矜持。
看一个人是否快乐，不要看笑容，看屁呀？
看一个人的胸襟，要看他有没有４２寸。
看两个人的关系，当然是要看他们在黑暗中是否水乳交融，如果没有，哪有什么关系好看？

恭喜你又过了快乐的一天。

ferrari

one sunday morning, 9am++, clear weather.
i was walking on the street, jalan bukit bintang towards pavillion.
i heard some very low engine sound from my back.
i turn my head and saw a yellow sport car coming near to me.
i saw a ferrari logo when the car approaching me, passby and go further.
make a turn and lost in my sight.
i keep walking and another ferrari passby.
i wondering how come so many ferrari on the street nowadays.
until i saw pavillion main entrance, my heart sound "WAH~!"

ferrari club gathering!

my first time seeing so many ferrari at once.

most of it with number plate of either single or double digit.

don't ask me what model is it. i know very little about ferrari.

the horse, the F1 champion team.

all the pics taken by my nokia n73. pretty well huh?

super cool 19" rim.

not sure how much of them came, it's around 40 cars.

and majority is red in color.

one question: guess how much is the roadtax for ferrari?
my 1500cc honda city is rm90.
1300cc toyota avanza is rm70.
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i saw the amount on their windscreen, average at rm4000.
yeah, roadtax per year.

caught ya!

very bad action.
please do not do it anymore.

死垃圾虫！哼！

madagascar: escape 2 africa

you likes move it move it
he likes to move it move it
she likes to move it move it
we like to~~~~~
MOVE IT!
yeah i watch already.
ya i know this movie going to release on 13 nov, but yes i watch already.
was lucky enough to receive invitation to premiere screening at gsc midvalley last week.

row B, 2nd row from behind, bestnya.
i was madagascar fans since the first episode, finally here come escape 2 africa!
madagascar 1 was so impressive, so much of fun, lots of musical scene, which make me put so much hope on madagascar 2.
when there's hope, here come a very little dissapointment.
less musical scene, simple storyline, less fun (if you watched the trailer before).
but overall was entertaining.
i'm sure it worth a watch because dreamworks never produce bad movie.
panda was one of my all time favourite.

i mean the panda, don't stare at the girl.

PiNöLãm's rating: ★★★★★★☆☆☆☆

really look forward to their next release, monster vs alien.
can't wait to watch!

charge your battery here

i went to jusco kepong one day and discover this:

a machine looks like combination of public phone, vending machine, auto pay station for your parking ticket, download mp3 for your ipod & ATM.
i slowly approach to the machine and the answer is none of above.

it's a huge handphone charger!

the step is like...

1)remove your batter

2)press open/close button

3)key in 4 digit password

4)insert the battery into slot

5)press open/close button

6)insert coins of rm1.50 and start charging

7)redeem your battery 20mins later by repeating step 3.

this is something new for me.

but i wonder there's any business opportunity for this machine.

they probably don't know mobile phone vending machines is common nowadays.

first launch on 2005 at UK, we probably not going to see this machine at malaysia in 20 years time.

mama mia vs high school

and the winner is....

HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL!
p/s: this is not a movie review.
p/p/s: why HSM don't show the lyrics like MMM?? i can't catch all the words they sing :(
p/p/p/s: gabriella is hot. i got her naked pic. want?