this is so funny i want to share with u

omg neglected my blog for months :(
facebook took my blogging time away :(((
until i saw this video so funny i want to share with u :))))))))
creatively done by my primary buddy to participate in Digi Pimp my broadband contest.
go go watch it now and click thumbs up to vote!

malaysian typical breakfast

my usual breakfast is milo+oat at home or chinese fried meehoon/nasi lemak at coffee shop near my office.
this time i had a roti canai as breakfast at PJ while have my car servicing in workshop.

cos i only found mamak within walking distance.

i usually like to order roti canai banjir (dip the whole roti into kua kacang).

i love roti with kua flooded on it. kasi banjir gao gao.

but then this mamak is unique, they give me a giant bowl instead.

generous la this mamak.

play basketball with yao ming!

people ask me met anything excited at HK?

i would say yes, when i see yao ming standing infront of me.

he was practicing in the stadium, lot's of supporter and fans screaming around.

i was lucky enough to selected by his manager to play with him on the court.

yao ming is very tall like 230cm if not mistaken.

and i'm just 175cm!

i'm below his chest when we stand side by side.

so he is in NBA and guess what? i manage to block his shot!

he look's so frightening when he found that i can jump so high and slam his shot down.

he even ask me to join him as teammate at rocket but i refused.

thanks madame tussauds for making my dream come true.

POS malaysia is awesome

the story is simple, and now i know postman is simply well-trained.
this is the right address of my home:

every single word is correct, the letter arrive my house safely.
a bill from tm, of course can't be wrong.

then there's a day i found maybank got minor error on the postcode.
suppose to be 51200, but 52100 also can reach.

but fine lah, 52100 is kepong area which is not far from my house.
use common sense can deliver the mail i guess.

then few days back i received another mail with address like below:
56000 cheras!
somemore is taman mastaria, not mastiara.
and it appear in the mailbox.
salute or not?

uno trick

i believe most of you played this game before.
at home, in the pub, wherever.
i'm not fancy on this game, not kind of patient person.

level by level like constructing a building, then collapse, then rebuild, and rotate.
usually took very short time for a game, collapsed, then start all over again.
competing who can build a higher one.

sometimes i think there must be a short cut (ctrl+build?) to compete on this ketul-keTULAN.
i suggest on see who can build the highest from the ground is the winner, with no rules and no need take turn.

then i have this:


but someone even higher:

fan also can blow it off.

after i tried a few time, unable to break the record.
since there's no rules, and i don't like losing...
i played a trick:
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dang dang!

menang!

colgate mix darlie

i bought a new toothbrush.

the moment i want to use it, i found i running out of toothpaste.

i squeeze very hard and only gain a very thin layer on the new toothbrush.

then i borrowed mum's toothbrush from her bathroom.

it was colgate, not darlie.

so i mixed it up.

enjoy double action from darlie and propolis from colgate at once.

arrhhhhh......FRESH :)

flies devil

this post is nothing related to the nesvita.
this fly the is not that fly.
but the word devil is related to mosquito devil that toing granted me.
most of you killed mosquito with clapping your hand.
i'm pro in this skill.
i even can kill fly with my hand.
and this is the proof.

RIP, fly.

let's scream, arrrggghhhhh~~!

this is a story happened few weeks ago.
i fetch my sis to school.
she was going to be late.
in very rush moment, i start my car engine.
she took her shoe on hand, beg on shoulder and get into my car.
i slowly reverse the car from garage.
and she start wearing her shoe.
"gor gor, it's like something stuck in my shoe, can't wear." she complaint.
"siao ah, loose the shoelace la." i answered impatiently.
sis loose it and wear harder.
"still cannot ler!" while looking inside the shoe.
"wah, got big dust!" sis say, and keep staring.
suddenly she throw the shoe away, open her door and ran out of the car, while my car is moving!
all happen in a second.
i brake immediately and wondering what happen.
she standing far away from my car and stare brankly. without wearing a shoe.
i see a little tears in her eye.
"got frogggggggggggggggggg~~~~~~~~~~!" she screamed.
i pick up the shoe and throw out of the door.
"walao! go back into house and wear another pair. leave the shoe at roadside." she was going to be late, and i'm rushing too.
so the shoe left outside the garage for the whole afternoon, until we back home in the evening.

"gorrrr...did you dig the frog out of my shoe yet?" she asked at the moment she saw me.
"nope. i scare." my answer was clean and simple.
"yierrr...daddyyyyyyyyy~~~" she look for other savior.
we wondering the frog still inside.
dad took the shoe and shake.
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wtf. still inside.
i took a closer snap on this cutey.

very big i tell you.